| Highlights and Commentary |
| By Roy Weitz |

Do you own a "weak" NO-ALARM fund? There are 617 NO-ALARM funds in this month's database, and together these NO-ALARM funds make up the FundAlarm Honor Roll.....By definition, every NO-ALARM fund has outperformed its respective benchmark for the past 12 months, three years, and five years.....So, how is it possible for a NO-ALARM fund to be "weak"?.....To understand what we mean by a weak NO-ALARM, take a look at part of this month's data table for Guardian Park Avenue A: 

Boycott Molson beer! Legislation currently being considered by the Canadian Parliament would require Canadian investors to pay income tax on each year's unrealized appreciation in U.S. mutual funds and exchange-traded funds.....That's right: Even if a Canadian investor doesn't sell a U.S. fund, the appreciation for the year would still be subject to Canadian income tax.....The legislation started as an attempt to discourage off-shore tax evasion schemes, but it now snares investments as innocuous as the Vanguard Total Market Index fund.....Conspiracy theorists darkly hint that the Canadian mutual fund industry is somehow behind this bizarre and punitive legislation -- which wouldn't surprise us one bit.
FundAlarm ruins a day at the country club: Last month, we reported that the Internet address TomMarsico.com had been grabbed by Marsico's former employer, Janus, more than two years after Marsico left the firm.....New York Times reporter Danny Hakim picked up on our story, and it turns out that the tale is even better than we thought.....Jim Goff, a Janus fund manager, apparently decided on his own to take the Marsico name, and Marsico wasn't aware that his name had been hijacked until the Times reporter told him.....Marsico was not amused by Goff's caper, especially since Marsico originally recruited Goff, and helped him get his Janus job.....Anyhow, at a "chance" country club meeting several days after the story broke, Goff apologized to Marsico, and offered to return TomMarsico.com for free......Marsico still sounded a bit peeved: "This is a guy who I brought to Janus. I got him into a country club he lives right on. He doesn't say, 'It's nice you sold your business, congratulations.' It was, 'By the way, since The New York Times called me, I bought your domain name.'"
We love happy endings: On August 14, just two weeks after FundAlarm got the ball rolling, Jim Goff did the right thing, and Tom Marsico was officially reunited with TomMarsico.com.....And now, we check our e-mail every day, certain that Tom will eventually get around to thanking us.
A surprising number of well-known mutual fund manager names are no longer available in dot-com form, and the owner of the name isn't whom you might expect.....For example, PeterLynch.com is owned by Jerome Weinberg, of Birmingham, Alabama, and MarioGabelli.com is owned by Tom Manzi, of Wilbraham, Massachusetts.....Fortunately, some good alternative names are still available:| This manager's name... | Is owned by... | But this name is still available... |
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| PeterLynch.com | Jerome Weinberg Birmingham, AL | GrayHairedFidelityDude.com |
| RonBaron.com | Vail Trademarks, Inc. Vail, CO | GoSothebys.com |
| MarioGabelli.com | Tom Manzi Wilbraham, MA | MarioGabucks.com |
| MichaelPrice.com | Marc Reyes Jackson Heights, NY | LetsPlayPolo.com |
| DickStrong.com | Vail Trademarks, Inc. Vail, CO | MisterHumility.com |
| AlbertoVilar.com | John Thomson Glasgow, Scotland | TheFundGod.com |
| Q: Through July 31, what was the top-performing diversified U.S. stock fund? | ||
| A: American Eagle Capital Appreciation | ||
| Q: And how do I invest in this fund? | ||
| A: Darned if we know |
| If you want more information about the American Eagle funds, your best bet is to try freeedgar.com (search for "American Eagle"), or contact the fund directly: American Eagle Funds, c/o Firstar Mutual Fund Services, 615 East Michigan Street, 3rd Floor, Milwaukee, Wisconsin 53201-5207, 800/370-0612. This is the only way into the funds that we could find -- although it's not a recommendation. |
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There's one other possibility, which is that Tom Thurlow has completely flipped out: Early in August, the Thurlow Fund unloaded all of its stocks, and moved to a 100% cash position.....Thurlow expects a late-year tech rally.....Until then, he says, "I'd rather keep my powder dry."
Has anyone seen my gimmick? The Value Trend Links Fund, which bills itself as the "premier and only no-load mutual fund dedicated to golf," recently showed the following top-five holdings:
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Speaking of gimmicks, the AIM Dent Demographic Trends fund invests in companies tied to the Baby Boom generation.....If Demographic Trends truly had a unique approach to investing, you'd think that its portfolio would stand out from the crowd.....Consider, then, the following top-ten holdings of two different funds from the AIM family -- Demographic Trends and Charter, which is a plain-vanilla large-cap blend fund.....See if you can tell which fund is which: | Top-10 Holdings of: | ||
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| Fund "A" | Fund "B" | |
| Pfizer | Pfizer | |
| Tyco | Nokia | |
| Target | Morgan Stanley DW | |
| Morgan Stanley DW | Cox | |
| Cisco | Oracle | |
| Citigroup | Intel | |
| Microsoft | Citigroup | |
| Nokia | Veritas | |
| AIG | Nextel | |
| American Express | Time Warner | |

Our completely unsolicited advice for Jim Craig: If you really want to do something different, how about starting a not-for-profit mutual fund?.....You can invest in anything you want, cap the fund at any size you like, and donate your operating profits to charity -- maybe even your own family foundation.....We guarantee this would be a bigger deal than Paul Newman's salad dressings.
![]() Dreyfus CEO Christopher "Kip" Condron | They'll be watching you: According to The Wall Street Journal,* Dreyfus has one of the most sophisticated customer retention programs in the mutual fund industry.....By looking for patterns in customer data, Dreyfus tries to identify (and contact) unhappy investors before they bail out.....Among the creepy programs that Dreyfus admits to testing: Trying to determine a link between the car a customer drives and the funds he or she likes to buy and sell....Since we can't recall any mutual fund company ever asking what type of car we drive, we have to assume that Dreyfus obtains this data from external sources, and merges it with internal customer files.....Lest you become alarmed about a potential invasion of your privacy, you should know that Dreyfus has a "chief privacy official" who "continuously" monitors the data gathered by the customer retention folks.
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| * "For Most of the Big Fund Companies, The Name of Their Game is Retain," Aaron Lucchetti, August 7, 2000 | ||
We won't rest until we're #20,000:

She has sung: Exactly one year ago (September 1999), FundAlarm reported a manager change at Oppenheimer Quest Value:
| Eileen Rominger hears the call of other interests, and decides to pursue them. A team of eight [!] "senior investment professionals" takes over. FundAlarm comments: If you are ever required to "pursue other interests" at your job, wouldn't it be nice to know that it takes eight people to replace you? Not included in the team of eight is the kitchen sink, but Oppenheimer seems to be throwing just about everything else at this fund. If we owned this fund, we'd be inclined to hold. And, if performance doesn't pick up over the next nine to 12 months, we'd also be inclined to conclude that Oppenheimer doesn't have an encore. (What would it be? A team of 16? A team of 32?) If this fund is still underperforming, we believe we could (and would) sell with a light heart and a clear conscience. |
| Thomas Forester and Steven Stokes leave as "co-lead managers." Forester leaves the firm; the destination of Stokes is not known. This fund is now run by James Eysenbach and Calvin Young. FundAlarm comments: Stokes and Stokes/Forester ran this fund since July 1996. From the beginning, it appears these managers had some kind of falling-out with the small-cap benchmark, and the bad feelings appeared to intensify in the fall of 1998. Fund and benchmark have not been seen together since, with the benchmark way out ahead. Eysenbach has a relatively short and mixed history as lead manager at two other funds (Kemper Small Company Relative Value, Scudder Micro Cap). If we owned this fund, we'd be inclined to give Eysenbach a look, perhaps for nine to 12 months. |
Folio fever: In case you've missed it, the financial world is all abuzz over "folios"......A folio is basically a prepackaged basket of stocks that you buy and hold in a special brokerage account -- for example, you might buy a "large cap growth" folio or a "blue chip value" folio, each containing about 30 to 50 names.....To get started with a folio, you must prepay an annual fee, typically about $200 - $300, which also buys you fairly generous stock trading privileges at no additional cost....What's so attractive about folios?.....Unless you've been known to trade stocks while you're asleep, a folio can never generate any tax surprises, which is a major improvement over the large and unexpected capital gain distributions that often flow from conventional mutual funds.....Unlike most mutual funds, folios also provide full portfolio disclosure, absolute style purity (if desired), and low expense ratios (at least for larger accounts).
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Most Web "awards" are silly, but the Forbes "Best of the Web" means something to us.....So indulge us, please, as we boast of FundAlarm's inclusion in the Fall 2000 "Best of the Web" ("Fund Selection" category).....As Forbes points out, and we're the first to admit, our "design and navigation are still lacking".....(Potential partners with bags of money, who wish to help remedy this situation, are encouraged to contact us).....But we strongly disagree when Forbes says that the FundAlarm Discussion Board contains "not particularly useful chatter".....Show us a better all-in-one fund discussion board, and we promise to run free ads for it.
Ted, a regular on the FundAlarm Discussion Board, has passed along a juicy rumor that also makes a lot of sense: The entire Berger fund family will be rolled into the Janus family within the next 12 to 18 months.....Stilwell Financial owns both firms, so it's unlikely that either Berger or Janus could veto the move......This kind of consolidation would also result in significant cost savings, which has to be attractive to Stilwell management.....Ted can't publicly reveal the source of his rumor.....But he did share the source with FundAlarm, and we believe his tip is worth taking seriously.


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