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Bob Bollini's Trip Through
Unresponsive E-Mail Hell

[The journey starts with Bob's simple and reasonable question. By the way, Bob is correct: The TD Waterhouse Web site clearly indicates Rydex as a no-transaction fee family.]

Yesterday I took a position in RYSIX, the Rydex Electronics fund. Rydex is listed on your site as a no-transaction family, yet my account "History" shows a $24 fee added to the $**k position. Would you explain, please?


[Is anyone paying attention? Apparently not. The Waterhouse Customer Service rep discovers the boilerplate key on his keyboard. The link he refers to is irrelevent.]

Thank you for your e-mail.

With regard to your recent inquiry, the Rydex Electronics Mutual Fund in not part of our No Transaction Fee Funds. When purchasing a low-load or load fund, there is a sales charge imposed by the fund family which is stated as a percentage of principal invested. These funds may also include a conditional sales charge upon redemption, which is charged on a decreasing percentage scale depending upon the length of time the fund is held. Transaction fee mutual funds will be charged a $24.00 fee for each transaction within the fund. For more information on the TD Waterhouse Mutual Fund Network, please visit the following link: http://www.tdwaterhouse.com/compare/index.html.

If you have any further questions, comments or concerns, please feel free to e-mail us again or to contact a TD Waterhouse representative at (800) 934-4448.

Thank you for choosing TD Waterhouse.

Eliseo R*******
Customer Service


[Bob's response is polite, but firm.]

I find your reply puzzling. I can find no indication on your site that RYSIX is anything but one of the Rydex funds, listed in the link below as no-transaction funds. Unless you can link me to a warning on the W'house site that RYSIX, as distinguished from the other Rydex funds, carries a transaction cost, I would ask that you restore the fee to my account. I am forwarding this correspondence to Rydex and to FundAlarm. I plan today on taking a position in RYOIX. Does this fund carry a transaction fee? Again, I find no mention of it on your site to distinguish it from the other Rydex funds.


[Hey, that boilerplate key worked once. Let's try it again.]

Thank you for your e-mail.

The TD Waterhouse Mutual Fund Network allows you to purchase no-load, low-load, and load funds from a selection of 9,000 mutual funds. This includes such fund families as Fidelity, Vanguard, Janus, and T.Rowe Price, with over 1,400 of these funds being No-Transaction-Fee funds. When purchasing a low-load or load fund, there is a sales charge imposed by the fund family which is stated as a percentage of principal invested. These funds may also include a conditional sales charge upon redemption, which is charged on a decreasing percentage scale depending upon the length of time the fund is held. Transaction fee mutual funds will be charged a $24.00 fee for each transaction within the fund. For more information on the TD Waterhouse Mutual Fund Network, please visit the "Compare our Services" link on our home page at http://tdwaterhouse.com

If you have any further questions, comments or concerns please feel free to e-mail us again or to contact a TD Waterhouse representative at (800) 934-4448.

Thank you for choosing TD Waterhouse

Heather B****
Customer Service


[Bob is getting a little exasperated.]


This is the same boilerplate I received in the last message. Please address my concerns directly: "Transaction fee mutual funds will be charged a $24 dollar fee ..." Rydex funds are listed as no-transaction fees. Your boilerplate creates the question; it does not answer it


[Bob still doesn't get an answer, but at least it's different boilerplate.]

Thank you for your e-mail.

Please note that Rydex Series Trust Electronics FD INV CL (RYSIX) does require a transaction fee of $24. For more information on the TD Waterhouse Mutual Fund Network, please visit the "Compare Our Services" link on our homepage at http://www.tdwaterhouse.com.

If you have any further questions, comments or concerns, please feel free to e-mail us again or to contact a TD Waterhouse representative at (800) 934-4448.

Thank you for choosing TD Waterhouse.

David H****
Customer Service


[Bob keeps plugging away.]

Do you list Rydex funds as no-transaction on your site? If you do, I will expect you to return the transaction fee to my account. If you make an exception with respect to RYSIX, link me to it.


[Love that boilerplate key!]

Thank you for your e-mail.

The TD Waterhouse Mutual Fund Network allows you to purchase no-load, low-load and load funds from a selection of 9,000 mutual funds. This includes such fund families as Fidelity, Vanguard, Janus and T.Rowe Price with over 1,400 of these funds being no-transaction-fee funds. When purchasing a low-load or load fund, there is a sales charge imposed by the fund family which is stated as a percentage of principal invested. These funds may also include a conditional sales charge upon redemption, which is charged on a decreasing percentage scale depending upon the length of time the fund is held. Transaction fee mutual funds will be charged a $24.00 fee for each transaction within the fund. For more information on the TD Waterhouse Mutual Fund Network, please visit the following link: http://www.tdwaterhouse.com/compare/index.html.

If you have any further questions, comments or concerns, please feel free to e-mail us again or to contact a TD Waterhouse representative at (800) 934-4448.

Thank you for choosing TD Waterhouse.

Phil S***** Customer Service


[Another reasonable request...]

Read and respond to my last message or pass it on to a supervisor.


[At last, someone actually reads something that Bob wrote. Unfortunately, the answer is still irrelevant. Where does the "Morningstar Fund Screen" come from? Bob has no idea.]

Thank you for your e-mail.

When purchasing an open-end mutual fund, it is important to consider the charges associated with the fund. There are four types of open-end mutual funds available through TD Waterhouse: load funds, low-load funds, no load funds and no-load/no- transaction-fee funds. Through the Morningstar Fund Screen both the Rydex Trust Biotechnology fund (RYOIX), and the Rydex Trust Electronics Fund(RYSIX) are listed as Transaction Fee Mutual funds which our firm does assess a $24 fee for. Please note the full description of the Fee Status on the bottom of the chart.

If you have any further questions, comments or concerns, please feel free to e-mail us again or to contact a TD Waterhouse representative at (800) 934-4448.

Thank you for choosing TD Waterhouse.

David S***** Customer Service


[That's where it stood for several days -- nowhere -- when Bob was rescued from e-mail hell by a telephone call. Let Bob describe it:]

Just got a call from John P**** from Customer Services who happened to be looking over several accounts, and wondered if everything was alright with mine. Well, Mr. P*****, funny you should call, sez I: as a matter of fact ....

Well, Mr. Bollini, where do you see Rydex listed as no-transaction? Oh, the Welcome Page? Compare our Prices? Well, my stars, I do believe you're right, Mr. Bollini; and you know what? I'm going to credit your account with those transaction fees we took from those buys. Anything else we can do for you today?

How did you happen to make the call, Mr.P*****? Oh, just random checking of the odd account and stuff like that there. Glad to be of service.